In the hall, Hei Xiu was sitting on the main seat, while sitting on his left
side was a middle-aged man with a firm silhouette and no eyebrows, but his
eyes were large and bright, his nose was high, his lips were thick There was
a long black beard at the chin, and the laughter was hearty and bold, and I
knew it was an informal person.
Wu Ruo saw his middle-aged man and was so excited that he almost called him
Seeing Wu Ruo coming in, Hei Xieyu stood up and introduced, "My wife, Wu
Then he looked at the middle-aged man: "He, Noum." Wu Ruo: "..."
Good simple introduction.
"This is your wife?" Numu stood up and walked in front of Wu Ruo, looked
left and right, and then patted his hand on Wu Ruo's shoulder, and laughed:
"Young man, you are the most beautiful I have ever seen It ’s no wonder that
Black Boy is going to marry you as a wife, and looks like a little girl.
Well, the words “all over the country” are perfect for you. "
Hei Xieyu: "..."
"..." Wu Ruo gritted his teeth. "I am a man, and it is not appropriate to
describe it by beauty."
When he first saw Dengmu in the last life, he said the same thing in the
first sentence: "Young man, you are the most beautiful man I have ever met."
At that time, he was still a big fat man as he is now, so the first reaction
was that Numu was taunting him, so annoyed that he wanted to
slap the person. After getting familiar with him later, he knew that Numu
could discern the true appearance of others through the contours and facial
features of people.
After he lost weight, he looked very similar to his mother, and his slender
and tall skeleton really made people mistakenly think that he was a woman,
but it was not as beautiful as Numu or as glamorous as Numu said.
However, he did not know Numu through Hei Xieyu.
His first meeting with Numu was on the street. At that time Numu stopped him
and said that he was the most beautiful person he had ever met. Then he
scolded Numu and turned away. After that, Numu appeared in front of him
three to five, until Numu healed a dying person in the medical museum and
changed his appearance. Then, after slowly understanding, he learned that
Numu's medical skills were extraordinary, and he began to worship. Thought,
Numu did not reject him, and immediately accepted him as an apprentice.
"You are wrong, the word beauty can be placed on anything." Numu directly
pulled up his wrist and pulsed: "I heard Hei Zi said that you were stabbed
to make you look so fat now, and, The maggots in the body will also draw
people's spiritual power ... "
Numu took his pulse seriously, and after a while, he said, "It takes a while
to get rid of pupa. After all, worms have survived in your body for more
than ten years."
Wu Ruo knew that Numu would be able to solve the problem, but how he was
most concerned about Numu being here.
"Hey ... Is you looking for a solution for me?"
"Of course, if he didn't come to me to solve the problem for you, I wouldn't
come even if the King of Heaven asked me to come." Numu
retracted his hand and walked to the door: "I want to go to the drugstore to
find some herbs and come back at night You do n’t have to wait for me to
As soon as he left, the hall calmed down.
At this moment, Wu Ruo was in a very complicated mood, both shocked and very
angry. At the same time, he was also grateful and helpless, because he found
that someone who had encountered Numu in the last life was deliberately
arranged, and the person who arranged to meet them was his husband. Hei
Xieyu, therefore, he has a feeling of being played by others, but after all,
it is a thing of the previous life, and it is not easy to anger the current
Moreover, the last life can't blame Hei Xuanyu. If he went directly to Numu
to see him, he would refuse to the extent that he hated him. He must have
seen this before he arranged Numu to approach him.
Hei Xuan turned and sat back in his chair and continued drinking tea. Wu Ruo
said, "That ..."
Hei Xuanyu looked up at him.
Wu Ruo stopped talking and thanked the two words in his throat. He finally
said nothing and finally decided to thank him in another way: "I invite you
to the theater tomorrow."
Hei Xieyu: "..."
Chapter 27: gain weight again
The next morning, Wu Ruo and Hei Xieyu had breakfast and invited Hei Xieyu
to ride a carriage with him to Xizha Theatre.
After getting on the carriage, Wu Ruo suddenly felt that today's robes had
narrowed, and the abdomen had been tightened so tightly that it was
difficult to breathe.
Hei Xuanyu watched him twist like a white silkworm, and twisted his
Wu Ruo noticed Hei Xuyi's gaze and laughed at himself: "I'm getting fat
Hei Xuan looked at the abdomen tightened by the silver belt, and Shen said,
Wu Ruo held up his body subconsciously, but he was too bulky and did not
support his body with all his strength.
He exhaled, took a break, and worked hard again, focusing on his strength.
He didn't realize at this time that he was like a fat bamboo bear who could
not stand up in the eyes of Hei Xieyu, which made people want to drag Rub it
in your arms.
Wu Ruo still couldn't work after trying twice, then rolled his eyes: "Uncle,
can't you sit by my side?"
Knowing that he has inconvenience, he also needs to move his position in a
small space, embarrassing him.
Hei Xingyan invisible hooked his mouth, got up and sat beside him, then put
his hand on his stomach and rubbed it.
"What are you doing?" Wu Ruo glared at Hei Xun, and immediately felt a
spiritual power injected into his body to feed the insects. Suddenly, his
abdomen became loose, and he no longer had difficulty breathing.
He exhaled, looked at Hei Xieyu, and asked, "Would you rub my belly to
gather the worms in my body together?"
Hei Xun said nothing, patted his belly with elasticity, and sat back
"..." Wu Ruo pumped the corners of his mouth, wondering if patting his
stomach constantly would make his impression of him worse.
When we arrived at the Xizha Theatre, the sky was covered with fine snow,
but it did not affect everyone's enthusiasm for watching the show. One
carriage after another stopped at the gate of the theatre.
Wu Ruo and Hei Xieyu came down from the carriage, and their fat bodies and
ugly faces immediately attracted the attention of the people around them.
"Look, that fat man should be the Sixth Master of Wujia Nan Courtyard?"
Someone whispered to his companions.
"The body is so fat, it must be him. No one in Gaolingcheng is heavier than
him. Hey, is the man wearing a black cape around him is his husband, wow,
looks so scary, just like in a play It ’s the same thing. It ’s really ugly.
I do n’t think a woman would choose to marry a fat man if she wants to marry
"To marry a big fat man should also marry a woman. What's the matter of
marrying a man home now? Don't you feel disgusting?"
Wu Ruo glanced at them coldly.
The people who were talking about them suddenly screamed, and somehow got
swollen and swollen.
The people who were beaten could not see the people who beat them, yelling,
covering their faces and facing the empty place: "Ah, who, who hit us?"
"Which * * * *hit us, and some kind of land stood up for us, ah! " This man
was only finished, his face was beaten again, and he was beaten on the
ground and couldn't get up.
The other frightened people frightened away, leaving in their own carriages.
Wu Ruo squinted his eyes, and also did not see those who saw them, so he
glanced at the black shame, remembering that this person can control the
ghost, and often surrounded by a group of lonely ghosts, so He guessed that
those people should have been beaten by ghosts, but unfortunately he hasn't
cultivated and can't see what happened.
"Who is so bold to make trouble in Xizha Theatre?"
An outcry came from the gate, and then five young men came out.
Chapter 28: came to this end today
At a glance, Wu Ruoding saw that one of the very handsome young men was his
cousin Wu Anrun, who was his goal to come to Xizha Theatre.
He called out, "Run brother."
When Wu Anrun heard someone calling him, he followed his voice and
immediately found the person calling him: "Little Ruo?"
Wu Anrun's friends also looked in the past, and soon realized who Xiaoruo
was in Wu Anrun's mouth, because Wu Ruo and Hei Xieyu were too prominent.
"An Run, is that your cousin?"
Wu Anrun's friend Liu Ding asked Xi, and the other three friends looked at
him with a blank expression. Suddenly, Wu Anrun felt ashamed that such a fat
and useless younger brother was embarrassed. Wu Ruo asked, "What are you
"I'm here to watch a show." Wu Ruo introduced to him: "Run brother, this is
my husband, Hei Xieyu."
In the last life, he took face seriously, and the more he avoided things he
didn't want to face, the more people laughed at him. Therefore, what
happened in the last life didn't want to happen again. All black history is
Now that everyone knows that Hei Xiu is his husband, he faces it frankly.
Even if other people want to make fun of him, after seeing his embarrassment
and inferiority, they will gradually feel bored and stop doing such boring
Hei Xieyu raised his eyebrows, not expecting that he would introduce him so
frankly to others.
Wu Anrun was not good enough to shake his head in front of a friend, and
nodded his head toward Hei Xuan.
Wu Ruo laughed: "Run brother, I heard my father said that you are about to
get married. I will congratulate you here first, congratulations on marrying
a beautiful girl."
Wu Anrun frowned: "Have you ever seen that girl?"
In fact, he was not satisfied with the marriage at all. Until the date of
his marriage, he only knew that the woman was the niece of Zhuang Qiurong,
the daughter of Huai'an City, but she was tall, short, fat or thin,
beautiful or ugly.
Wu Ruo shook his head: "No."
"Since I haven't seen her before, how do I know she's a beauty girl?"
"I heard the servants of the Nanyuan compound say that Zhuang girl is very
beautiful. Maybe they have said so before."
Wu Anrun opened his mouth and wanted to rebuke. Liu Ding quietly pulled his
clothes, and then said to Wu Ruo with a smile: "If the son, the opera is
about to start, I will let you take you upstairs. . "
"Okay, trouble you."
Wu Ruo and Hei Xuan followed Liu Ding's people upstairs. Because he was fat,
he walked very slowly, and naturally he heard what Wu Anrun was talking
Wu Anrun said unhappy: "Liu Ding, why didn't you let me talk just now?" "The
words of your cousin made me think of a good idea," Liu Ding said. "What a
"Don't you just want to get married because you don't know what the girl who
married you just like? We can find someone to see, or is there someone in
your Wu family in Huai'an City, and let them make a portrait of Miss Zhuang
Come back, if you don't like it, find an excuse to retire the marriage. "
"Is it reliable?" Wu Anrun thought uncertainly: "I remember that there was a
cousin at the Nanyuan compound, who was training in Huai'an City.
Maybe you can tell him to go and see, maybe Zhuang Qiurong is beautiful. He
said it out. "
Another friend of Wu Anrun sneered: "I think it's more reliable to see it by
myself. Anyway, we have nothing to do now, and we can go with you."
Wu Ruo heard this and raised his lips. Today came this purpose.
Chapter 29: See a play
Wu Ruo remembers that Wu Anrun of the last life, because he obtained the
seniors through the examination and experience, began to look at himself
first-class, and naturally has many requirements for his future wife. Not
only must he have a good family history, he must be good- looking, and he
must be high. If he wanted to marry a girl he hadn't seen before, naturally
there was resistance and dissatisfaction, not to mention that the Zhuang
Qiurong family was smaller than their Wu family. Just this, Wu Anrun thought
she was not qualified to be his wife.
Later, Wu Anrun didn't know where to hear that Zhuang Qiurong was ugly, and
after getting a portrait of Zhuang Qiurong, confirming that the other party
was really difficult to see, he looked for various reasons every day to
destroy the marriage. In order to get rid of this family relationship, he
found a family lady who almost met his requirements to cause a private
Wu Anrun's father had to retire from the dealer and let Wu Anrun marry the
family lady. Unfortunately, after the marriage, the two were not happy, they
often noisy, and their lives were annoying.
Half a year later, Wu Anrun heard that Wu Chu, the third son of the Nanyuan
Courtyard, had successfully returned, and was planning to marry with Zhuang
Qiurong, a bookmaker in Huai'an City, half a year later.
He learned that the news was scornful. Later, when he was married in Wuchu,
after seeing Zhuang Qiurong's flowers and moon, he was regretful and had no
dreams. Zhuang Qiurong would be so dignified and beautiful. In his mind, his
wife It should be like this, unfortunately, he was the one who destroyed the
marriage first, and now Zhuang Qiurong marries his cousin, no matter how
sorry he is.
However, after seeing Zhuang Qiurong, Wu Anrun began to miss her so much
that she thought about it and dreamed at night. Wu Anmeng
dreamed of Zhuang Qiurong during the day and dreamed of her at night.
Unconsciously, she was in Dream called Zhuang Qiurong's name.
The wife who sleeps on the same bed with Wu Anrun knows that her husband
misses another woman and is even more troubled. Wu Anrun can't bear such a
wife, and she misses dignity and elegance. Zhuang Qiurong.
On one occasion, Wu Anrun accidentally learned that Wu Chu and Zhuang
Qiurong had known each other before he and Zhuang Qiurong became their
relatives, and gave each other a token of love. He immediately thought of
hearing the news that Zhuang Qiurong was ugly, and he guessed This incident
must have been false news deliberately released by Wu Chu in order to be
with Zhuang Qiurong, so that he could cancel his engagement.
The more Wu Anrun thought of this possibility, the more he confronted Wu
Chu, and then the two fought out. After that, they were mediated through the
patriarch Ubfang several times.
I don't know what this life will become.
Wu Ruo was anxious to know the results later, and when he returned to God,
he had come to the door of the third floor.
P ushing in the door, you can immediately see the stage downstairs, and
their room is facing the stage, and the location is particularly good.
Wu Ruo satisfied: "The location is good."
Zujiu helped him to sit on the big chair that the corpse had instructed the
theater buddies to replace in the morning.
Wu Ruo patted the position beside him with excitement and said to Hei Xieyu,
Hei Xieyu sat in the position, glanced lightly at the vocal first floor,
frowned, and didn't like this lively scene.
Wu Ruo asked him, "Have you ever come to the theater to watch a show or have
you invited a theater class to the opera to sing a opera?"
In the last life, he had never seen Hei Xieyu watched the drama. He was
alone or in a quiet place.
Wu Ruoyang smiled. "Neither did I."
Regardless of this life or the last life, he never went to the theater to
watch a show. First, because he was too fat and humbled himself, he didn't
want to go out to a crowded place to let others watch his joke. After losing
weight, he followed Numu. After studying medicine, and later unsealing the
spiritual power, he spent all his time on cultivation, but Wu Bufang, the
head of the Wu family, felt that the role of the opera was low, and he was
not worthy of singing opera in the Wu family. Therefore, Wu family never
invited him. The troupe, and he has never seen a troupe.
The corpse also handed today's song list to Wu Ruo.
Wu Ruo glanced at him. The opera name of the second single immediately
attracted his attention because the song title was 'Ugly Fat Xianggong'.
The words ugly and fat made him very sensitive, and he asked subconsciously:
"'ugly fat Xianggong' "? Why is this opera name so strange?"
The corpse also explained: "According to the theater folks, this is based on
the story of the master and wife."
Hei Xieyu: "..."
Wu Ruo's forehead leaps bluely: "I'm going to see what story is sung in the
The first opera started soon, but because of the second opera in my heart, I
didn't hear what the first opera sang.
After the second opera, Wu Ruo and Hei Xieyu could not help but sit up and
stare at the stage.
After the start of the opera, a big fat man appeared on the scene.
Regardless of his face or body shape, he looked very similar to Wu Ruo. Even
the clothes on his body were made similar to Wu Ruo.
As soon as the big fat man came out, he fell into a tumble and fell on the
ground and couldn't stand up. The audience immediately laughed.
Wu Ruo's eyes were drawn straight.
Then, a middle-aged couple appeared, and the fat man immediately cried and
didn't want to marry. In the end, he was forced to sit in Dahuajiao and
marry an ugly man.
Seeing this here, Hei Xiu took a meaningful look at Wu Ruo.
Wu Ruo has been quietly observing the reaction of Hei Xieyu, naturally
noticed that Hei Xieyu looked at his eyes, he was ashamed and angry: "I have
never cried like a fat man on the stage."
For him to marry another man, there must be resistance, resistance, and
tantrums, but he never cried like a woman.
Hei Xiu blinked a smile under his eyes, turned his gaze back to the stage,
and said lightly, "I know, why do you cry if you want to marry me so much?"
Wu Ruo: "..."
For so many years, he had known Hei Xuyi, and for the first time he had
known Hei Xuyi's thick face.
"I said where did you learn the mystery of" blind words "?" "I just realized
Wu Ruo: "..."
The drama on the stage was not a good time until the two men became married.
The fat man often found trouble with the ugly man. He also liked a widow,
but how could the ugly man allow his boyfriend to be with other women? He
used a trick to separate the fat man from the widow and killed the widow.
After learning the truth, the fat man chose to die with the ugly man.
Wu Ruo angrily lifted up a shot: "Uncle, who made this twisted reality
The corpse also said: "I heard the folks in the theater say that because
everyone doesn't like the story of broken sleeves, I have adapted this
ending to please everyone."
Hei Xuan narrowed his eyes.
The corpse also suddenly sweated.
This drama was not adapted by him, what use is it to see him.
"Don't watch it." Wu Ruo's mood for watching the movie was obscured by the
play, and he got up and went downstairs with Hei Xieyu.
The two got on the carriage, and sat on the opposite side of the black
shackles and stared at Wu Ruo.
Wu Ruo was unconcerned by his indifferent eyes, as if he were the fat man in
the show, and he would betray him: "What are you looking at me for? I won't
run away with the widow like the man in the show, and then stupid With you.
In the last life, no matter how much he hated Hei Xuyi, he never thought of
killing Hei Xuyi, nor did he think about breaking up with Hei Xuyi, even if
Ruan Ye had persuaded him, he just smiled. .
The coldness in Hei Xuanyu's body was reduced for a moment, leaning on the
back of the car and closing his eyes.
Wu Ruosong breathed.
In fact, he really wanted to know. If he ran away like a fat man in the
play, and he didn't know what he would do to him, it should be more than a
simple design to separate him from the widow, right?
"Ah ~ ~ " Suddenly, there were many screams from the theater, and then a
large group of people rushed out of the theater.
"What happened?" Wu Ruo immediately asked the people outside the car.
"Madam, it's okay," Heigan replied, and then drove away.
Wu Ruo: "..."
It doesn't look like nothing.
It is a pity that it is winter and the car curtains are all sealed. You ca
n’t see anything outside. You can only tell from the sound that everyone
seems to be chased and screamed and ran out of the theater. Then, Fighting
came from the theater.
Wu Ruo's carriage was getting farther and farther away from the theater, and
he never heard any more.
Back in Heifu, Hei Xin walked to them with a smile and said, "Master, the
"What egg?" Wu Ruo asked curiously. "That's the big white egg you gave birth
to." Wu Ruo: "..."
When did he lay a big white egg?
Ah, wait, wouldn't it be the egg given by Thorny? Wu Ruo asked Hei Xieyu,
"You still have that egg?" Uh, keep it, maybe the egg is really his.
Hei Xieyu walked directly to the backyard study.
Wu Ruo quickly followed, and as Hei Xieyu walked into the room next to the
study, he saw a big bird monster hatching an egg.
When the big bird monster saw Hei Xieyu coming in, he quickly stood up and
let Hei Xieyu watch his big white egg.
Hei Qian carefully lifted the egg and sent it to Hei Xieyu.
Hei Xiu put his hand on the white egg, and used the spiritual force to
detect the situation inside. Then, he slightly hooked the corner of his
mouth and put his hand back.
"Ma'am, look at Master Xiao, too," said Hei Xin, smiling.
Wu Ruo heard this title, and his eyes twitched. Wouldn't Hei Xieyu really
see the big white egg as his son?
He put his hand on the big white egg, and sensed the creatures with his
spiritual power. Then, he saw that the white flesh turned into a baby, and
he was frightened to put his hand back, and asked Hei Xieyu: ... is this
really the egg I gave you? "
How did the meat ball in the egg turn into a baby? Too scary, right?
However, if this egg is a child born of a monster, it is not surprising that
the meat ball becomes a child.
Wu Ruo thought so suddenly, relieved.
The next time you come to him with a thorn, be sure to ask about it.
Hexin put the egg back in the nest, and let the big bird monster continue to
Chapter 30: Pick the second
"..." Wu Ruo saw He Xin and He Qian carefully treat the big white egg, and
put a few black lines on his forehead, and said, "Are they a little young
master, are they too serious?" Do you really think of the big white egg as
the son of Hei Xie?
"I'm looking for you everywhere. It turns out you're all here." There was a
laughter of Nu Mulang at the door. P eople walked into the room, looked at
everyone in confusion, and looked at the big bird monster: "What are you
doing here?" "
Hei Xuyi did not answer the question: "When did you start to solve Wu Ruo?"
"Anytime, right." Numu handed an invitation card to Wu Ruo: "I met a man in
your house on the way here, so I took the invitation post and said it was Wu
Ruo's The attendant invited Wu Ruo to join the wedding party three days
"Thank you." Wu Ruo took it blankly and posted it. Everyone immediately
noticed that he was in a bad mood.
Heisin asked carefully: "Madam, do you need a slave to prepare a
It is impossible for Wu Ruo to worry about congratulations personally like
the last life, so he directly passed the invitation to Heixin: "Trouble
In the last life, he also personally attended the wedding ceremony, but in
this life, let alone attend the wedding ceremony, he didn't even want to see
Seeing that he was not interested in this matter, Hei Xin knew what
congratulations were being prepared.
Numu said before leaving: "I thought about two ways to solve the problem
last night. You choose one to solve the problem yourself. The first one is
to use the spiritual force to force the problem out directly. The solution
is to It ’s fast and saves time. About seven days to half a month, all the
worms in the body can be forced out of the body. However, the process of
lysis is very painful and bad for the body. After all, the worms have
survived in Wuruo for nearly two years. In ten years, it is equivalent to a
part of his body, which is equivalent to removing a part of his body. This
will hurt the vitality, and it will be difficult to make up in two years.
Therefore, I do not recommend you to use this method. .I will say this
method, just thinking that you may be in a hurry to solve the problem. "
In the previous life, he was anxious to solve the problem and chose the
first method. When the solution was completed, he was simply inferior to
life, like tens of thousands of insects crawling in the body, and then the
insects got out of his body through the blood vessels.
When he watched the disgusting black worms crawl out of the body, goose
bumps ran out all over the body, and he didn't eat for a few days and hurt
his vitality. Two years after the dissolution, he was like a sick seedling.
He was extremely weak, and was unable to lift his spirits every day. He had
to take many supplements to replenish his vitality.
"The second method is to soak the medicinal bath in my medicine for a month
to soften the worms in the body, and then force one worm out every day.
Therefore, the time to defuse the worms is relatively slow, and it may take
three to four months to remove All the worms in his body are cleaned up.
Although it is time-consuming, he can slowly reduce his body shape and body
weight at the same time, which will not hurt the vitality or the body. "
Heishu immediately made a choice: "Just choose the second." Numu looked at
Wu Ruo: "What do you think?"
If there was no black shame, he might still be anxious to force the worms
out of his body like the last life. After all, with a fat body and no
spiritual power, it is difficult for a person to deal with so many people in
Numu said, "Okay, we started taking a medicated bath today, one and a half
hours a day."